Awesome Movies

My two new favorite movies of all time are Superman and PoCII (that's the cool acronym I've come up with for Pirates of the Caribbean II).

They craziest part is that I haven't seen either of them, but I can tell from the trailers that they're the two best movies ever made.

Tomorrow I'm going to get a Superman S tatooed on my chest and an eyepatch tatooed over my eye. I want everyone in the world to know how awesome these two movies are.

I just emptied out what little I have in my bank account and sent a check to Johnny Depp with a note that says "this is the least I can do for you who have given me so much with your amazing acting skills"

I'm also going to begin stalking Orlando Bloom.

I'm furthermore working on building up an immunity to kryptonite so if Superman needs a wingman, I'm there.

THESE ARE THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER

EVER!